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Ed Norton, Woody Harrelson, Will Ferrel, Michael Sheen (and others) lost 3-1 against England in the Soccer Aid 2012 match yesterday. That would...
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Clive Owen as Ernest Hemingway in HBO’s “Hemingway and Gellhorn” - premiering tomorrow at 9pm on HBO.
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Posts tagged "the thick of it"
YOU CANNOT FUCK ME! YOU CANNOT FUCK ME! I AM UNFUCKABLE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN FUCKED! And if you fucking try and fuck me, you’ll find my fucking asshole will fucking grow fucking fangs and fucking snap your fucking cock off.
- [Olly has made a joke about special needs kids]
- Hugh: You just took a shit with your clothes on, Olly.
- Olly: Why?
- Hugh: Glenn's boy, Peter, he went to a special needs school.
- Olly: Oh.
- Hugh: Yep.
- Olly: Glenn's had sex?
- Jamie [to Olly]: You take the piss out of Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock! And then I'll plug some speakers up your arse and put it on to shuffle with my fucking fist! I tell you, and every time I hear something I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls!
- [Someone knocks on door]
- Malcolm Tucker: Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!
